Cry me a river: No organic juice in state prison - The Packer

Cry me a river: No organic juice in state prison

03/29/2013 11:56:00 AM
Tom Karst

Plaintiff submit ted a request to Defendant Rabbi John Doe 1, requesting placement on the Jewish Kosher diet as the closest alternative diet. On May 17, 2012, Defendant Doe denied Plaintiff’s request because he is not Jewish. Plaintiff alleges violations of freedom of religion, freedom of speech, and the Establishment Clause, violation of his right to petition the government for redress of grievances, violation of his right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures, violation of equal protection and due process under the Fourteenth Amendment, and violation of the Religious Land Use and Institutionalized Persons Act of 2000. Plaintiff requests compensatory and punitive damages, and declaratory and injunctive relief.

At this point in the document we hold our breath and hope the court dispatches this nuisance lawsuit from our white power religionist with extreme prejudice. We would have real cause to dread the state of our courts if the judge decided to create an organic juicing station for this nut. Thankfully, our inmate with the “Creativity” religion and the “fruitarian” diet saw his lawsuit dismissed by the district court judge. No freshly squeezed juice from organic fruits and vegetables – sorry! Would you like a crymenol?

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Ashland, Oregon  |  March, 30, 2013 at 02:15 PM

Asking your readers to distinguish between the above referenced individuals and organizations, the mis-use of the Registered Trademark Church Of The Creator®. The trademark owner TE-TA-MA Truth Foundation - Family Of URI, Inc. has an inclusive policy anchored and extablished as to membership, and belief. Understanding of the request made may be assisted by information published at: Thank you.

Tom K    
Lenexa, Ks  |  March, 30, 2013 at 05:22 PM

Thanks for the clarification/info Tom K

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